What Is Your Fucking Problem?

You know what? I never ever claimed myself as a Wordpress Guru or Mahaguru or whatever high sounding titles out there. If you want to know where that came from, ask the people who gave me those names anyway. All I ever self proclaim to be in this very very small blogosphere is the local Wordpress Advocate and to an extent…a developer "representative".

I have never ever dissed you personally while talking to other Wordpress newbies when conducting my "services" as you so eloquently put it. You want to know what ticks me off? It's when I purposely put down the things you absolutely need to know when dealing with Wordpress related information and what happens is I'm brushed aside because every Tom, Dick, Jane and Harry have overblogged Wordpress prior to this and I get lumped up as "just another Wordpress blog", without people taking note of why I put it down in the first place.

What ticks me off is when huge problems can be prevented by just following simple steps I always repeat whenever I blog about Wordpress. And at the end of it, people either blame Wordpress or I end up slapping my forehead repeatedly with a cantaloupe which is very very painful either way.

So, I don't know where you get these idea of me dissing you and all that. I do what I do and I comment what I comment without even referring to you and God knows WHY my comment is right smack there on your blog when it has absolutely nothing to do with you. I don't know what's going on between you and some other bloggers but how the hell did I get dragged into it?

My realm and niche will always be Wordpress, that goes without saying. Of course I still blog about my personal life because that's what I started off as but as to how many people read that part is irrelevent to me. What I care for is giving the right information at the right time to the right people. If you think that's a bad thing, then you can seriously expect me to diss you publicly for it. No one messes and screws around with something we spent a long time trying to craft together. No one wants wants something they spent up to the wee hours of the morning troubleshooting to be in vain for other other people that rely on it even for their own source of income.

So yeah, I know Wordpress inside out and I know what I'm talking about when I tell people exactly what they need to know. If you don't like it, you just have to live with it, but please…leave me out of your other personal squabbles with other bloggers. I've got no time for that shit.

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 12:48 and said:

    now you get a taste of what she’s good at, and you know what problem she has with other bloggers. im sorry she dragged you into her web of manipulation

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  • Gravatarmanmanman wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:14 and said:

    I think what Lilian says is true. You are such a ego person among all our friend. You pretend to know the best in wordpress, if not someone would not had called you wordpress guru or sort of “mahaiguru”. This is the true words from my mouth. Try to refresh yourself and think carefully. You never did things correctly, you just being too selfish sometimes.

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  • Gravatarmanmanman wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:16 and said:

    One more thing, no one will be calling you wordpress guru if you doesn’t show off yourself. If you just plan to help others with your advantage, then do so and don’tdo things half way. This is just a piece of great advise to you. Think and so. DONT say and run .

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  • Gravatarlilian wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:17 and said:

    Elo, when I say you are a guru of anything? I put your comment there because you are condemning bloggers with ads and references of sons of bitches deserve a rebuke, isn’t it? Tell me, go back to my post and see where I got say you are a guru. Veteran konon.

    Kim - Yes, I am brilliant. Wanna be my doudai?

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  • Gravatarlilian wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:19 and said:

    And damn perasan too.

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  • Gravatarmanmanman wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:20 and said:

    don’t worry Lilian, ill back you up. It’s not the matter of hatress or what so ever. It’s just the matter or truth.

    KIM: Go on and be doudai LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  • Gravatarminishorts wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:48 and said:

    there, there, ed. rant, rant rant, and then it’s done. it’s what we have to do sometimes anyway.

    *hugs*

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:49 and said:

    Whoa, I can’t believe that a simple blog entry of me ranting and raving about ads I ran into would end up having everyone lashing at each other in their blogs like this. My negativity is contagious.

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  • GravatarShaolinTiger wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:52 and said:

    Yeah you suck Swifty, stfu.

    And Wordpress wtflux, not like it’s complicated, I learnt it in about 2 days.

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:52 and said:

    manmanman: wow, so much for being a friend? please dont give yourself too much credit, as a friend you would know better not to lecture your friend on his public blog. this just successfully made you the worst person ever.

    chanlilian: wtf is doudai? i wouldnt want to be associated with you in anyway. you honestly creep me out, thank you very much.

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:53 and said:

    Er, breathe in, breathe out?

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  • GravatarKamigoroshi wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:54 and said:

    Who said I was condemning bloggers with ads? I was saying I hate aggressive ads. Period. Doesn’t have to be blogs and doesn’t have to be your blog so why get so worked up about it? You really have to stop thinking the world revolves around you…on so many levels.

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  • Gravatarlishun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:54 and said:

    please. anyone who knows ed would know that whatever he does, he does it well, and he doesn’t do it to prove anything to anyone.

    if being good at something and then letting people know by helping them constitutes “showing off”…we might as well all be kedekut ilmu (stingy with knowledge) and sit in our nice little corners playing with our talents on our own.

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  • GravatarMei wrote from  Australia on January 13, 2006 at 13:54 and said:

    Aiyo. Whatever happened to “just ignore”?

    Edrei: You know yourself better than anyone online. If people do say shit about you, just wave the finger at them in front of your monitor and end it at them. Sometimes the issue isn’t even worth the energy. (Either that or password protect ‘bitch about people’ posts.)

    Lilian & manmanman: I think all this came from a misunderstanding. Nothing wrong with having ads but too many isn’t good either - that’s what aggressive advertising meant. Honestly, I actually thought that Edrei was referring to another blogger in that post and not you.

    Kim: Being the batu api here (or anywhere) is hardly a good idea.

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:58 and said:

    ST: Tsk tsk, don’t blow an artery.

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 13:59 and said:

    This is random, but… Mei, you’re really really using Windows 2000?

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:01 and said:

    mei: i’m sorry. you ought to tell this to yourself first. don’t talk as though you know me, i don’t know you and i dont read your blog. being a batu api is making things worse in things that dont involve YOU, period. i don’t see your name ever mentioned in that chan’s blog, do i? have you? i’m sorry, it was my name that was mentioned, not yours.

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  • Gravatarmanmanman wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:03 and said:

    Kim: Did you heard what Mei just told u????? Heard it ???? Shut ur arse mouth off. Everytime there is something going on in blogosphere, surely she gonna be around. She won’t miss a hollywood movie. I wonder what r u up to girl

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:05 and said:

    manmanman: if i seemed popular in blogosphre to you, im sorry that you’re just too pathetic to notice other more important issue.

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  • GravatarShaolinTiger wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:10 and said:

    I’d have to care to blow an artery Swifty (or perhaps you should more aptly be called Slowly?)

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:17 and said:

    I always thought you cared, my dear ST. I’ve never felt so hurt since Angelina told the world that the baby was Brad’s and not mine.

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  • GravatarMei wrote from  Australia on January 13, 2006 at 14:19 and said:

    Kim: Batu api = instigator = to goad or urge forward. You don’t need to be involve to goad someone into a fight. But like they say, “Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the entertainment.”

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:23 and said:

    mei: like I say, everyone is hypocritical. it’s a question of how much.

    my idea of an educator is not this! bla bla bla

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  • Gravatarvincent wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:27 and said:

    *jumps on board the runaway train*

    *shoots all the stinky cowboy bandits*

    *rescues the damsel in distress*

    *jumps off the runaway train before it crashes into a ravine*

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:32 and said:

    Thank you for saving me, my hero! *kisses you passionately* too much tongue, Vinny boy.

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  • GravatarKamigoroshi wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:34 and said:

    I’m going to have nightmares imagining that little stunt.

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  • Gravatarvincent wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:36 and said:

    u’re no damsel! you’re an ugly town drunk!

    *shoots two bullets in swifty’s gut*

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  • Gravatarkimberlycun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:38 and said:

    it’s me lah. takkan is chanlilian kan? rotflol!!!huundredeleventyoneoneoeonoeo

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:40 and said:

    Ouch.

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  • GravatarDee wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:44 and said:

    Now someone please tell me that all this is going to end up in either a square off cowboy duel or an all girl kinky-mud fight. Please please please…because it’s entertaining…

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  • Gravatarlishun wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:47 and said:

    dee: this is going to end up in either a square off cowboy duel or an all girl kinky-mud fight. do i get a prize?

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  • Gravatarvincent wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:48 and said:

    Oh no! The sheriff has popped one pill too many! He’s gone nuts!

    Help! There ain’t no damsel in distress! He’s delusional…….

    *pulls out his gun a shoots into his mouth*

    ok everybody come visit my blog.

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 14:49 and said:

    Neither. This will become Malaysia’s version of Brokeback Mountain.

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  • GravatarMei wrote from  Australia on January 13, 2006 at 14:50 and said:

    Prize???? Where????

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  • Gravatareyeris wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 15:02 and said:

    doo di doo…

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  • Gravatarlilian wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 15:07 and said:

    Huh? What happen?

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  • GravatarKamigoroshi wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 15:09 and said:

    Its people proving why we should all relax after a rant and not take things seriously and personally because at the end of it…everyone just acts like we all just smoked weed.

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  • GravatarLord Vendetta wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 15:15 and said:

    Your attention please!

    Lord Vendetta has left the building!

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  • GravatarMei wrote from  Australia on January 13, 2006 at 15:20 and said:

    TGIF the 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • GravatarSashi wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 16:16 and said:

    Did someone say weed?

    Share the love, yo.

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  • GravatarSilly Pat wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 18:28 and said:

    *Looks around and passes some drinks, Ribena for herself*

    Chill, yo. Why are we getting personal when it’s not?

    And damn… Vincent killed himself. Where’s the mop?

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  • Gravatarsuanie wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 19:19 and said:

    matt damon

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  • Gravatarv0ices wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 20:25 and said:

    suanie: why did you call me?

    Keira Knightley

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  • GravatarSwifty wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 20:29 and said:

    Suanie: I know, Matt and I bear an uncanny resemblance.

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  • GravatarPeter wrote from  Malaysia on January 13, 2006 at 21:08 and said:

    v0ices,
    Why are you calling yourself?

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  • GravatarKamigoroshi wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 00:53 and said:

    Swifty: That’s from team America laa you doink.

    Woke smeed yall!!

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  • GravatarSilly Pat wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 00:58 and said:

    Woke smeed?

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  • GravatarYuenqi wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 09:18 and said:

    *Hands Ed a bottle of beer*

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  • Gravatarmahagurusia wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 11:24 and said:

    err… I heard mahaguru been mentioned in here? hehe….

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  • GravatarDanny Foo wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 12:54 and said:

    I don’t know either one of you personally and well but I know some of you to an extent that these are my views.

    Ed’s just an obsessed Wordpress user. He likes everything about Wordpress and has taken action to be the person to help most people out with their Wordpress.

    Nuff said from me. :)

    Cheers.

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  • Gravatarvincent wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 13:21 and said:

    what? and nobody cares about the sheriff who killed himself?

    yo man. WTF?

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  • GravatarKamigoroshi wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 13:28 and said:

    So sad, the sherrif isn’t loved at all. Come…put flowers on your grave. Hope that helps. Are tulips fine? :)

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  • GravatarSilly Pat wrote from  Malaysia on January 14, 2006 at 14:59 and said:

    How about black orchids?

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